I wish I could tell you Company of Heroes is a tense, tactical RTS affair with sublime controls, fantastic resource management and cracking visuals. I wish I could tell you that and actually mean it. But I can't. Allow me to explain; I was born with a brain some might describe as 'limited', and burdened with a PC others might dub 'ancient'. As such, THQ's 94% rated RTS epic is too much for me. However, if you're not mentally limited or have a PC that can barely run screen-savers, you might like Gamers Gate's offer for Company of Heroes. £1.99, saving you just under two quid.