I would have to combine 'wooden corners' and 'lego bricks'.
Litter the corners around, snubbing your toe has to hurt zombies as well - right? And then in any left areas scatter lego blocks -- guaranteed no zombies could get though ..... unless it is a smart zombie then it would probably make lego shoes from the pieces then I would be screwed .....

I would combine an iPhone with a toothpick. The iPhone will have all the apps I need: searching for nearest safehouses, finding other survivors, and it will be durable enough for me to use it as a C4. And guess what, I will still be able to use it as normal, because there is an app for it!

As for the toothpick, it will be used for picking off the zombie meat in my teeth (after consuming them, bwahahahaha!)

High speed drill, Greater Manchester phone book with each page starched, industrial snow blower full of salt and Old Spice aftershave, and Groucho Specs and Lederhosen.

Drill delivers 3000rpm x 1600pages = 4,800,000 papercuts per minute, at the same time as snow blower fires salt and old man stink into the wounds. Groucho Specs and Lederhosen - just because everyone looks cool in Groucho Specs and Lederhosen...

a saw, knife, hammer, fork, can opener combo it will create quite a whack

I would combine a rubber duck with a petrol can to make a Duckzilla Flamethrower! Stay safe in a zombie apocolypse even when in the tub!

I would find one of the elusive gold zombie eating flamedeer from hotukdeals and starve it for a week or two, name it Flossie. Once Flossie is suitably hungry i would buy a leaf blower and fill it with nails and we would skip through the town just the two of us taking down the zombies and feasting on their remains, take that brain suckers!

If I was at work, I'd kit out my wheelie chair with office stuff to make it a moveable weapon. On one arm would be an industrial stapler, firing staples out stopping the zombie menace. On the other would be a laminator - you can't be eaten if you've laminated a zombies head now can you!

We've got an old laptop lying around which would be perfect for using like a crocodile's jaws to repeatedly clamp around the victim's head!

Once they've become incapacitated, finish them off with death by daytime television.

neede:

3 fish slices with the ends cut off leaving the prongs
3 x battery operated lighter for the gas cooker
electric whisk
blender
couple of rolling pins
meat cleaver
meat tenderising hammer
long handled mop or broom

the gas lighters would operate the whisk and blender to cut bits off the zombies and puree them.
the fish slices would be placed prongs bent upwards on the floor to impale their feet and keep them in one place.
the rolling pins and meat tenderising hammer would be attached to a long hamdled mop and used to bash the zombies and the meat cleaver would be tied to the other end of the broom to chop off the zombies heads

result:
me 156
zombies 0

I WIN yay

I'd grab a common plant pot, fill it with some compost and insanely plant some seeds. Repeat, place one in the front garden and the other in the back garden and pray for some sunshine.

There's no swimming pool and my chimneys are blocked so no way down there, so making anything else would be CRRRRRAAAAZY!

Sticky Teddy Bear Bomb
Teddy Bear + Jam + Deoderant Can and a Lighter

Throw the Jam covered Teddy Bear which sticks which has the deoderant can already on fire stuck up it's innards.

Then after a couple seconds if explodes.

Id dismantle my standard lamp which unscrews into 6 steel hollow rods

Meanwhile id have several dvd cases melting down , from such awful films my ex left behind like sex and the city 2 , and mama mia.

These could be glued to the swing down hatch of my loft, so when entering my flat this swings down to impale eyes and skulls. Obviously id be hidden in my loft,hopefully playing dead rising 3

Failing that, i could put sex and the city 2 on in my flat and leave the left over bountys from my celebrations tin, coz nobody likes them

Baby Harness + Car Battery + Wellington Boots x Number of Survivors in Group = Kabaddinator

Arming each member of your current entourage with the Kabaddinator chains them together like a moving electric fence. The constant chants of 'kabaddi' by the player at home, across Kinect, helps to lure zombies towards this wall of death. Weapon breaks when the player has to pause for breath.