Now this is a tale all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
Press "T" to wait and sit right there
I'll tell you how I beat Alduin in his Sovngarde Lair
In Whiterun, Skyrim, born and raised
at the smithy is where I spent most of my days
Gathering armor and lookin all cool,
Slashin's some dragons and using my thu'um
when a thread arrived who meant no good
Alduin was there to f*ck up my neighborhood!
I got in one little fight and the guard got scared
he said "I took an arrow to the knee," how unfair!
I went to High Hrothgar to meet Arngeir
who warned me that the end may be near!
I grabbed that b*tch by his grey hair
and said "Tell me where Alduin is and I'll be there!"
Belly full of mead, showed up to fight a bit late
Drunkenly yelling "JOOR ZAH FRUL" and sealing Alduin's fate.
As I see the world-eating beast lay right there
I know I saved the whole of Skyrim and nobody cares.
Oh man, now that is a blast from the past.
One of the few surfing adventures in 4chan that yielded a palatable end.
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