Get hyped peeps. Half-Life 3 is coming. It's been confirmed! Someone who used to work at Valve may have seen some concept art. True, it might have been a stick man with glasses and a beard next to a telling hashtag drawn by a sozzled Gabe Newell at the office party, but it could also be totes legit!
Why aren't you more HYPED?!
Anyway, with Carl away on business, things go a little bit awry. We do eventually get round to chatting about Halo 5 and Far Cry 4 and dishing out a Challenge for our Wolverhampton wonder, but things get weird rather quickly.
Parental Advisory: We've tried to keep it as conversational and informal as possible, and you should be warned that there may be some instances of strong language.