Well, here goes nothing.
It's a day of love, a day to celebrate romance and sensuality in all its forms, so once again we've got to post something vaguely related to this Hallmark holiday. We've done heartfelt anecdotes, top tens, present lists and even bromances... but frankly, it's high time we gave the people what they really want.
Cleavage. Massive, heaving, irresistible cleavage.
So, without further ado, here's the most epic cleavage in gaming history alongside some utterly incredible close-up shots. Happy Valentine's Day, you lucky mucky people...
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We've all been there.
I spent nearly an hour trying to decide what game to play the other day, an hour that eventually devolved into flicking aimlessly through Buzzfeed articles and GIFs before I realised the time and shouted WHAT THE F**K AM I DOING?! at my computer screen.