We left our fiery Godlike, Garion, and his merry band of personality-less beta backer templates poised on a knife edge last time. Would we admit that we'd allowed the baby murderer to escape, or would we attempt to lie and sow misinformation amongst Medreth and his goons?
To be honest, it all seemed like the perfect setup for a bit of amateurish combat. Only here's the thing... I got slaughtered within 30 seconds the first time wrong.
Thankfully, I'd also forgotten to hit the record button so the scenes of my extreme failure are lost lost. But the point is that modern games and mouse-spamming hack'n'slash titles have made me soft. Diablo III is a perfect example: it's a game you can play incredibly drunk. Or sleepy. Or while doing two other things simultaneously. Pillars of Eternity, like the Infinity Engine games before it, demands one's full attention. And then laughs at you by overruning you with combat boars.
BUT I HAVE FIREBALLS, WILD PIGGEHS! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!
Medreth ends up soliciting some living hams to try and make it an uneven fight, but one thing we forgot about last time is that the beta gives you enough level progression to unlock tier-3 abilities in your player character. It's time for mind swords!
I'm very very rusty, as you'll see.