After some leaked Halo 4 footage went live over the weekend, 343 Industries has countered with an official trailer that shows off some of the UNSC weapons at the Master Chief's disposal. Feast your eyes on returning classics like the Magnum and Battle Rifle, thrill to new armaments such as the Sticky Detonator and prepare for some of the most obnoxious editing we've seen in some time. Fast cuts and dubstep. That's what the kids want, right?
In an amusing twist, it seems that Molydeux's Microsoft marketing parody trailer is more accurate than anyone could have possibly imagined. Thankfully, an unaccompanied trailer is also available - we've got them both below.