What better way to kickstart your week than with a couple of videos in which a pre-pubescent games fan shows off his parents' Xbox One dev kit in a couple of videos, presumably breaking an NDA fatter than the Bible, and potentially jeopardising his college fund after the console's owner is fired.
Sigh. Kids, eh!
Still, thank God for Upside-Down Fish's hefty metaphorical balls, bringing us this footage so we can marvel at the Xbox One's angular bigness, and cry over the size of its power brick.
On a tangential note, I still don't know why I want one. Can someone please explain this to me? I know Sony has this one down so much it's not even fair, but I still want an Xbox One and I don't know why!
I need a coffee.