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Infinity Ward Swings The MW3 Banhammer

Jonathan Lester
Banhammer, Infinity Ward, Modern Warfare 3

Punishment Reflects "The Douchiness Of The Offense"

Infinity Ward Swings The MW3 Banhammer

Just a quick PSA to let you know that cheaters never prosper. Infinity Ward has swung the banhammer 1600 times according to Infinity Ward strategist Robert Bowling, who confirmed that these bans are taking place across all platforms. Cheats, hacks and glitches "will not be tolerated."

Bowling also urges players to remain vigilant and report suspect players in the pre-match lobby. Infinity Ward's security team will then use "in-game stats, in-game video recordings, and other data" to verify the accusations. Pleasingly, each punishment will fit the "douchiness" of the crime.

"Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible."

So there. Don't be a permadouche, douche.

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DivideByZero  Nov. 21, 2011 at 15:00

There were still lots of hackers on last night so I don't know how much of this is just talk. If only they had listened to PC users requests and gave us proper servers (you know, ranked and with the ability to kick hackers). Lag and hackers ruin this game on the PC.

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