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MEN! Find a partner with CliffyB's Guide to Relationships

MattGardner |  Mar. 5, 2013 at 11:54

We can't really run this as news, but given how much Mr. Bleszinski has been in the headlines lately with some typically inflammatory comments, we had to bring this to your attention.

Menfolk, assemble! If you're a quintessential bro, and you're having trouble with the ladies, worry yourselves no longer. CliffyB is here to soothe that throbbing second brain of yours with some masterful advice such as

"Don’t text pictures of your p3n15* to anyone."

If your relationship is falling apart, it's because you're not watching enough Chris Rock. Seriously.

Let us know what your favourite tips are.


Frankly, we hope he writes a book on this. And then turns it into a video game.

*Apologies for the leetspeak, but our draconian auto-mod won't allow the common word for a man's dangling giblets.

Most Useful Answer Ilium  Mar. 5, 2013 at 13:13

Cliffy Shades of Grey :D

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Late  Mar. 5, 2013 at 13:08

Damn but I hate the formatting on this site sometimes! >:(

WOMEN - You too can succeed with the opposite sex if you follow CliffyBee's tips.

"...girls, ease up on the Dilldozer use. No guy can compete with diesel powered devices."

What sort of women does this guy hang out with?! =))

Ilium  Mar. 5, 2013 at 13:13

Cliffy Shades of Grey :D

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