Ever wanted to play Gears Of War... on a PS3? Well, thanks to Quantum Theory, you still can't. Sorry. Techmo/Koei's shooter may have ripped its visual and gameplay cues from Epic's gory masterpiece, but unfortunately ends up being bland and fairly uninspiring. Unresponsive controls and odd cover interactions frequently stop the action for flowing as well as it ought to- and, of course, the attempt at witty banter really didn't turn out too well. Still, if you want to get involved, this is the cheapest place around.