Real Football 2008 may be a few years old, but at this price, we're talking serious stocking filler/cheap birthday present filler material. It's an accessible footy game for the Nintendo DS with a surprisingly fluid mechanics... but without licensing or any major features that you'd expect from bigger games, it's definitely a poor man's option. Two quid, though. Think about it.
However, there is a slight sting in the tail. Minimum spend is £2.50, meaning that you'll need to grab a cheap 99p DVD to make it worth a post. As eagle-eyed HUKDers point out, however, that's easy to do at Choices UK. Thanks to leecroot at Hot UK Deals!