Before we begin...BEST DRM EVER! We always knew Croteam were awesome, but this just hammers it home. DSOGaming reports that those nefarious gamers who try firing up an illegally copied version of Serious Sam 3: BFE will be hunted down by an invincible, armour-plated red scorpion, who attacks mercilessly with cannons, claws and stinger, until the law-breaking player is no more.
Forget walls of insensible menus and password-protected gibberish. Forget memory-munching shovel-tastic mechanisms that frustrate honest gamers while pirates cackle within their basements. It's all about the serious scorpion!