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Russell Grant's Astrology £4.99 @ Play [DS Games]

Lydia Low
DS games, Mini Games, Russell Grant's Astrology
Nintendo DS

Russell Grant's Astrology £4.99 @ Play [DS Games]

It never fails to amaze me what crops up on the DS and Wii these days. I am sure you have been champing at the bit to get your hands on this little gem so will be delighted to know that “the first astrology lifestyle product on Nintendo DS” has at last broken the £5 barrier and is currently available from Play for just £4.99, yesssssss! The tealeaves tell me that this will save you a whole £2 off the next best price as it is just shy of the £5 needed to qualify for free delivery from Amazon...

Have you ever wished for a rolly polly, giggling astrology guru that you could carry around with you wherever you go? Russell Grant forsaw this so he decided to make your wish come true! Russell Grant's Astrology will offer you the stars, or at least show you how to “read” them, give you a daily horoscope (choose between love, money or health-centric) and help you to realise your dream of becoming a fortune telling ninja yourself, through the mystical medium of, erm, quizzes and mini-games. To be fair, passing this rigorous testing to become an “apprentice astrologer” is a heck of a lot more training than most psychics and astrologers undertake, so if you have breezed through them all then you can consider yourself more than qualified to set up shop.Russell Grant's Astrology £4.99 @ Play [DS Games]

Sadly I have never tried this “lifestyle product” myself, considering that I happily assume astrology to be a load of codswallop. However I have answered a few quizzes and played some mini games in my time and therefore feel fully qualified to tell you that I have looked into the stars and discovered that purchasing this game will make your pockets lighter and confuse and disappoint your soul.

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