Oh Dead or Alive. Every time we try to pull ourselves out of the stereotypical sweaty basement, you go and put us right back in. Team Ninja and Tecmo Koei have released a sexy new trailer for Dead or Alive 5 that features a sexy minute and a half of sexy ladies in their sexy underwear and sexy bunny ears knocking the sexy hell out of one another.
In many ways, one has to admire the resilience of the early 90s time bubble in which Team Ninja appear to find themselves. And it could be worse...it could have been a trailer for Dead or Alive Paradise 2.
So yes, pre-order DOA5 and you'll be able to see your favourite characters prance around like Playboy starlets.
To be honest, I'm much more excited about seeing Panda in Bermudas. Now that's sexy!