More Wang For Wang
Shadow Warrior reboot releases tomorrow on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 - but if you plan on buying it on Steam and already own Saints Row IV, you may get more than you bargained for.
A dildo, basically.
Devolver Digital and Deep Silver have teamed up for a fun little cross promotion that unlocks a new weapon in Shadow Warrior's Steam version, so long as you've bought Saints Row IV on the same account. The Penetrator (AKA the big purple dildo) becomes an optional skin for the katana that lets Lo Wang use an actual... wang... oh God, what am I doing with my life [it's alright, Jon, just write the rest of the story and lie down for a bit - Ed]
“I’m sorry I can’t really hear you over the sound of all that money being thrown at screens around the world,” said Fork Parker, Devolver Digital's fictional CFO/marketing ploy. “And I don’t know what to tell you other than you can now wield a giant purple dildo from Saints Row IV in Shadow Warrior. There’s your headline, nerds.”
Well, okay then. I'll have a Shadow Warrior review ready for you soon.