Well one of them has a ring on, which halves my chances of a positive response to my immediate proposal. Hmmm...
Yes it's unofficial and fan-made. No, neither Peter Jackson, nor Neill Blomkamp, are directing. But if this two minute teaser is anything to go by, indie film Halo: Helljumper is shaping up to be a shiny cheese-fest of sci-fi Spartan awesomeness.
Shanna May is back up to her delightful artistic tricks once again, with a neat little vid chronicling her latest piece: a pastel piece of Link inspired by Skyward Sword. Skip to 1:13 for the goodies.
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I have banned myself from playing Skyrim for a month as a concession to productivity and therefore I've been sending myself insane consoling myself with web-based awesomeness, most of which is centred around worshipping Jeremy Soule.
So prepare for a week of Skyrimtastic funnies...to distract me from the fact that i'm not actually playing this glorious game.
Only this time it's real. And with an attractive woman perched atop it rather than a cartoon representation of a grizzled Sean Bean.