Virtual Vacations: Gaming’s Top 7 Tourist Spots

The games industry is full of exotic locales, picturesque towns and exciting cities. We take a peek at a few of the most popular tourist destinations of the gaming world, and give you a little taste of what fun you can expect. From sightseeing wonderlands to relaxing country getaways, there’s sure to be something in here for everyone.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Albion – Fable II

There’s plenty of fun to be had in Albion, the free love capital of gaming and the lothario’s holiday destination of choice. Nowhere else in the gaming world will you find locals of both sexes so easy or eager to please. A gift  and a funny face and you’re in! Just be sure to bring a prophylactic or two: you don’t want to come back with an STD. Don’t worry if your conquests become overly clingy and start following you around and disrupting your holiday; after all, you can always have them sacrificed to the dark spirits and then spend the finder’s fee at duty free on the way back.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

City 17 – Half-Life 2

Cameras at the ready, people, as City 17 boasts some of the finest Eastern European architecture, with pre-WWII neo-classicist structures sitting in perfect harmony alongside Soviet modernist complexes, and the enormous, towering Citadel stretching up into the clouds. Of course, don’t expect to be able to take your photos home unless secreted somewhere inside your person, as Combine officials don’t look too kindly upon snap-happy tourists, or anyone for that matter. There’s plenty to do in the surrounding countryside, too, with the Ravenholm overnight stay proving so popular that most visitors simply decide to stay and are never seen again.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Paradise City – Burnout Paradise

Paradise City is the petrolhead’s ultimate holiday locale, with winding mountain roads for taking in an afternoon in the convertible, a bustling seafront for cruising along leisurely, an abandoned quarry for testing out some sweet stunts and dozens of garages where you can pimp your ride. Do be wary at traffic lights, though, as several visitors have returned penniless from losing street races in which they didn’t even realise they were taking part. It’s always sunny in Paradise City so no need to bring a brolly, and there are no traffic laws or police so you can carve up the road as fast as you like. I’d take out some insurance though first, as the occasional holidaymaker will ruin it for everyone by causing a 50-car pile-up just for a laugh. Be advised that you may have to sleep in your car though, as you won’t be able to leave your vehicle, and pedestrians are strictly banned.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Rapture – Bioshock

Fancy a holiday like no other? You should check out Rapture. The underwater paradise was built upon socio-economic laissez-faire policies, making it a haven for artists, scientists, philosophers and businessmen alike. From its art deco architecture to its bathysphere transport system, Rapture will blow your mind. You’ve never seen water this good, with perfect diving opportunities for deep-sea lovers. On a romantic getaway? Be sure to sample the ADAM: guaranteed to help you rise to the occasion, although be advised over-use can lead to addiction and insanity. Incidentally, watch out for wandering orphan drug-mules and overprotective drill enthusiasts.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Silent Hill – Silent Hill

Situated around the edge of Toluca Lake, right next to a large forest, Silent Hill is perfect for those city-dwellers looking to just get away from the hustle and bustle of their daily lives. You won’t find big chain stores or franchises here as the town is almost entirely self-sufficient, and full of sheer, natural beauty. Silent Hill has had some bad press recently with some visitors complaining that the town was nothing like it was described in the promotional brochure, all empty and blanketed in thick fog with faulty electrics and unwholesome noises everywhere, but strangely enough most agency follow-ups are unable to find those in question.  It does mean, though, that prices are dead cheap! Visitors are encouraged to partake in the town’s traditional ceremonies and rituals, and the town has been known to be a fond location for nudist holiday makers and bizarre circus acts.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Vice City – Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Fancy trying your hand in a casino or two on holiday, getting in a game of golf or two at the Leaf Links or maybe even hitting up the Hyman Stadium for a demolition derby or rock gig? Vice City’s perma-80s metropolis is certainly the place to be. As with any city, there’ll be the occasional murder spree, but they only ever last for a minute or two. Why not take in a sweep of the city with the Tommy Vercetti Tour and visit all of the landmarks in his old empire. Grab a beer with washed-up members of Love Fist, check in on Ken Rosenberg’s offices in Washington Beach, and go on a delivery run with The Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory van, just don’t sample the stuff. Or offer it to kids. Or try to smuggle any back with you.

Virtual Vacations: Gamings Top 7 Tourist Spots

Wuhu Island – Wii Sports Resort

Definitely the destination of choice for all you amateur athletes out there, Wuhu Island offers some of the finest sports around including its glorious 18 hole golf course, bowling alleys, airsports and an extensive array of water-based activities. Resort residents can also engage in a number of other activities such as table tennis, archery and swordplay. Be sure to bring a partner as although there are usually plenty of other residents you’re likely to see who’ll jump at the chance to join your baseball team should you ever create one, none of them will want to play Frisbee with you and you’ll feel sad and alone and probably want to drink a lot, only the resort doesn’t really offer a bar. Or beds for that matter.

These are just a few we picked out for fun, but a memorable virtual world can make or break a game. Have you got a favourite? Let us know in the comments below.

Lonely Hearts: Gaming’s Gender Reversed Twins

A few game characters’ brothers and sisters are out there looking for love…

It can be hard to find a date when you’re the twin of a gaming icon. Nights spent all alone watching endless Friends re-runs or lying catatonic listening to William Shatner sing Common People on repeat; with dinner medallions from the microwave lasagne staining your crusty vest and sweatpants, and a half bottle of budget vodka for company – these things don’t help the love-life one little bit.

We thought we’d lend a helping hand to some of the medium’s forgotten siblings in their quest to find a soulmate by printing a few of their calling cards. It’s time for these brothers and sisters to step out of their shadowy cocoons and blossom into the love bugs they were destined to be.

1. Larry Croft

Lonely Hearts: Gamings Gender Reversed Twins

Larry’s a tall and athletic fella with a penchant for digging, spelunking and hunting, much like his sister Lara. He’s a perfect gentleman too, coming from good aristocratic stock, although you’d best steer clear of enquiring about the parents.

A huge fan of all things old and curious, our Larry’s looking for a more mature woman, someone with a story or two to tell, preferably with strange and dubious links to mythological sects and texts. He’s also a fan of old-school smoking jackets, luxury liners and racy point-and-click adventure games. But no photographers: they always Photoshop ridiculously-proportioned organs onto the poor lad. And who can live with that kind of pressure?

2. Bruce-Li

Lonely Hearts: Gamings Gender Reversed Twins

Brucie is something of a legend in that he’s registered in the Guinness Book of Records as having the fastest legs in the world. More likely to be seen colourfully cavorting in drag in a Soho club than your local dingy bar, Bruce is all about having a good time and he’s well known for it, always stealing his sister Chun’s clothes. Male or female, fat or thin, it doesn’t really matter and he doesn’t care as long as they’re up for a laugh.

Bruce can be quite exciteable and tends to jump up and down and giggle a lot whenever he wins anything – from an argument over shoes to a brawl in the street; but you’d never want to mess with him. He can decapitate an elephant with his thighs. He enjoys chop-socky movies, blue dresses and fighting electric, ginger, fuzzy Brazilians. No…..not in that way.

3. Ugly Freeman

Lonely Hearts: Gamings Gender Reversed Twins

Betty is a bit of a wallflower who works really hard at the moment to balance two lives. By day she works as a PA for the editor-in-chief of a global fashion magazine and by night she does motion capture for her brother Gordon’s new autobiographical movie. Most recently she played a rock.

Like her brother, though, she’s a bit of a quiet one and remains fairly silent even when spoken to which can sometimes make conversation a little tricky. In the bedroom, however, she not adverse to a little experimentation – handcuffs, oils, a crowbar – but don’t expect oral satisfaction unless you shower several times beforehand. She’s paranoid about headcrabs you see.

4. Duchess Nukem

Lonely Hearts: Gamings Gender Reversed Twins

Duchess Nukem, much like her brother the Duke, is a simple soul at heart, really. There are three things that she likes – guns, gaffs and guys. An entrepreneur of sorts, she runs an all-male escort agency, owns several Boy Booty strip clubs across America, and has starred in several sexploitation movies as herself.

A fearless champion of women’s rights, she is also a sex symbol and role model for curvy women everywhere. Oh yeah, and she kills aliens too. But this towering ego hides a sensitive soul. Sure, being surrounded by men clothed only in a napkin or two and half a bottle of baby oil all day long can be fun, but there’s no heart in it. She’s in the market for a guy with a heart, but a heart that also enjoys a spot of jetpacking, motorbikes and Bruce Campbell movies.

5. Samantha Fisher

Lonely Hearts: Gamings Gender Reversed Twins

Samantha Fisher (Sam to her friends….and even then it can be touch and go) doesn’t suffer fools. Gorgeous she may be, but if you’re the type of guy who thinks Krav Maga is a species of underwater crustacean then leave, now. She’s the consummate professional and fearless in life and in love.

A keen traveller, Samantha’s fluent in many languages, including Korean and Arabic. She’s on the look out for a friend above all else; a wingman if you will. Someone who will always have her back. Someone who likes tight fitting spandex and wears glasses (she has a thing for guys in goggles). You might have to watch out for overprotective big brother Sam lurking in dark corners, though. He’s a bit of a stealthy voyeur, that one.

NB. Be aware that any and all dating applicants for Miss Fisher may have to undergo an extensive vetting process possibly involving probes and/or torture. The CIA and NSA take no responsibility for any injuries sustained during the dating process.

Know any other game characters with a lovelorn twin? Fill up the comments section below with your recommendations.

The Orange Box £9.93 @ The Hut [PS3 Games]

The Orange Box £9.93 @ The Hut [PS3 Games]

More than just a Half Life vehicle, The Orange Box is truly an essential purchase for anyone who considers themselves a video game fan. All five of the games on the disc are well worth having in their own right and as a bundle it is a veritable box of delights!

The Hut are currently offering the disc for just £9.93, a fantastic deal that means you get five brilliant games for less than £2 a-piece! The next best price for The Orange Box is more than £3 more expensive: £13.37 from 101 CD.

Half Life’s Gordon Freeman was recently voted the Greatest Game Hero of all time in a Gamespot mega poll. If you need your knowledge of the great man refreshed then how better than by playing through Half Life 2 and the two episodes included in The Orange Box? Each instalment is utterly gripping, loads of fun and beautifully presented.

Then of course there is the surprise gem of the set, Portal. This action puzzler is both hilarious and disturbing in equal measure. The gameplay is challenging but addictive and once you get into the zone you can blast through the stages until you once again hit a puzzle that fries your brain.The Orange Box £9.93 @ The Hut [PS3 Games]

Team Fortress 2 is the game I have given the least time to but I can safely say that it is an excellent multiplayer romp, ideal for online shenanigans. The graphics are bold and unusual, the team focus can create some great, satisfying moments of joy and camaraderie and there is a really good range of classes to pick from.

Thanks to Adam2050 at Hotukdeals!

UPDATE: Too late – you were too slow and missed this hot deal! Why not subscribe to our email updates or RSS feeds to make sure that doesn’t happen again?

Sat, 17 Oct, 09
Author:
Lydia Low

Category:
Games deals

Tags:
, , ,

Half Life Games 55.8% off @ Steam [PC Games]

Half Life Games 55.8% off @ Steam [PC Games]

This week Gamespot announced that the winner of their “All Time Greatest Game Hero” is Half Life’s Gordon Freeman winning 55.8% of the votes in the final. To celebrate, in addition to their weekend deal (25% off Red Faction games), Steam are now offering all Half Life games with a reduction of 55.8%. This makes the original Half Life just £2.63, and the Half Life Complete package that contains Half-Life, Half-Life: Blue Shift, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Team Fortress Classic and Half-Life: Opposing Force.

The science fiction fantasy series with first person shooter gameplay is so far composed of two full games, two episodic games and a handful of third party expansions. Every instalment in the Half Life saga has received lavish praise and it is no wonder that Mr. Freeman has won himself such an army of fans.

Working at his lab in the Black Mesa Research Facility, theoretical physicist Dr. Gordon Freeman accidentally opens a rift in the fabric of the universe creating a portal to distant universe Xen. Alien beings swarm through the opening, killing many and setting in motion the chain of events that shape the series.Half Life Games 55.8% off @ Steam [PC Games]

Though famed for his crow-bar, in Half Life 2, Freeman gets his hands on the awesome gravity gun that has become the fanboy/girl dream weapon of choice. This and a whole host of other reasons ensure that this second game is even better than the original and Episode Two improves even further, so it is safe to assume that this is a series which will maintain its quality throughout further releases.

UPDATE: Too late – you were too slow and missed this hot deal! Why not subscribe to our email updates or RSS feeds to make sure that doesn’t happen again?

Sat, 15 Aug, 09
Author:
Marius Goubert

Category:
Games deals

Tags:
, ,

Steam Weekend Deal – 66% off “Half Life” series (inc Half Life 2) &10% off Valve Complete Pack [PC Games]

Steam Weekend Deal   66% off Half Life series (inc Half Life 2) &10% off Valve Complete Pack [PC Games]This weekend’s Steam deal sees prices slashed by 66% on everything Half – Life, and 10% off Steam’s Complete Valve Pack, which consists of some 20 different PC game titles – remember this offer expires on Monday the 17th of August.

So if you do not own a copy of Half Life 2, this is a good opportunity to add this classic first person shooter to your collection. You can buy a complete Half Life pack from Steam priced £9.17, which includes everything in the franchise, from the first and second editions, to Half Life 2 Deathmatch, and all expansions.

Of course still no word on Half Life 2’s episode 3 although Valve CEO Gabe Newell assured frustrated Half Life fans that episode 3 was very much in the pipeline. He was reluctant to give out any concrete information aside from the fact it would not be released on PS3. Given that Half Life 2 took around six years to develop, lets hope episode 3 is worth the wait. However, anyone who already owns Half Life or Half Life 2 however can still buy the expansions independently from Steam – all at one third of their original price.

Alternatively, anyone looking to make a more substantial acquisition of new games might be interested to know that the Valve Complete Pack is down 10% from £52.99 to £47.69. The pack consists of pretty much everything you could possibly want from Valve including Left for Dead, the Half Life franchise and the Counter Strike series. However , although pretty good for someone who has just bought a PC, most people who’ve been gaming some time will probably find they own some, if not all of these titles already.

Thanks to Tickedon from hotukdeals

Steam Weekend Deal   66% off Half Life series (inc Half Life 2) &10% off Valve Complete Pack [PC Games]

UPDATE: Too late – you were too slow and missed this hot deal! Why not subscribe to our email updates or RSS feeds to make sure that doesn’t happen again?