Stop playing videogames immediately. They're bad for you.
Especially if you're a child, since The Sun
rag tabloid has lied again outed some important and groundbreaking news. "Leading Neuroscientist" Baroness Greenfield claims that playing games can trigger "temporary dementia" in children and causes synapses in their brain to shut down, causing addictive behavior that stops them 'climbing trees and feeling the grass under their feet.' However, the article also only gives the briefest of mentions to Greenfield's belief that the technology has "many benefits and could harness creativity"... but let's focus on what's important here.
Thank God for responsible journalism like this. We apologise unreservedly for putting your children in danger.