It's safe to say that Thief has bombed. Despite only releasing a month ago, Eidos Montreal's reboot received a less-than-savoury reception from many critics (though many didn't tinker with the difficulty settings to find a level that suits them - Matt likes it) and is now available to buy for £7 with change. Cheap as chips - indeed, it's a steal.
Superb puns aside, which definitely aren't getting old, this is actually excellent value. Thanks to Jas10 @ HUKD!