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It's time to decide - who has the best facial hair in gaming?

CarlPhillips |  Jul. 14, 2014 at 17:41

A discussion of great importance was brought up today at the Dealspwn Citadel - one that its residents could not come to a consensus on. You see, there are many fine examples of facial hair within our wonderful industry, but what is the greatest one to grace our screens?

Is it The King of All Cosmos, in all his almighty-ness? Maybe it's the wild beard of Joel from The Last of Us, or the incendiary effort of LeChuck? Maybe you appreciate the fine styling of Sir Hammerlock, Revolver Ocelot, Wario or Heihachi? Or maybe, just maybe, the crown belongs to Gabe Newell?

We think our fine community will be able to help us end the debate, so who would you say is grandest example of facial hair in gaming? Let us know who (and why) in the comments!

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MattGardner  Jul. 14, 2014 at 19:12

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you...ROBOTNIK!


But Mayor Haggar is up there for me too. His is immaculate rather than ostentatious. A perfect 'stache, so incredibly mantastic.


Last edited by CarlPhillips, Jul. 17, 2014 at 10:33
dorothyparker  Jul. 14, 2014 at 23:23


Comstock's full Santa face carpet

Last edited by dorothyparker, Jul. 14, 2014 at 23:24
TheChappy  Jul. 15, 2014 at 10:09

Lol just for the words 'face carpet'.

I would of gone for chin blanket myself.

dorothyparker  Jul. 15, 2014 at 10:16

Lol just for the words 'face carpet'.

I would of gone for chin blanket myself.

But that would have been disrespectful to the old boy's moustache and eyebrows. Just look at them beauties.

Late  Jul. 15, 2014 at 10:18


MattGardner  Jul. 15, 2014 at 10:47

Zangief is style maverick: shaves his armpits and yet keeps his shin fluff

JonLester  Jul. 15, 2014 at 10:55

I nominate... myself.


Actually, hang on, scratch that hot mess.


Abort! Erm, so... LeChuck? Yeah, LeChuck.


stevenjameshyde  Jul. 15, 2014 at 11:55

Moosejaw Boudreau. Marvellous name, too


TOMBOY25360  Jul. 17, 2014 at 11:41


you'll only get to see it once.

Last edited by TOMBOY25360, Jul. 17, 2014 at 11:44


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