Well, here goes nothing.
It's a day of love, a day to celebrate romance and sensuality in all its forms, so once again we've got to post something vaguely related to this Hallmark holiday. We've done heartfelt anecdotes, top tens, present lists and even bromances... but frankly, it's high time we gave the people what they really want.
Cleavage. Massive, heaving, irresistible cleavage.
So, without further ado, here's the most epic cleavage in gaming history alongside some utterly incredible close-up shots. Happy Valentine's Day, you lucky mucky people...
Chopper [Fallout: New Vegas]
When you're talking about epic cleavage, there's no better place to start than this sharp little hometown number. Hubba hubba!
You'll find Chopper in Wolfhorn ranch, which is appropriate, because it'll give you the Wolfhorn when you slowly unravel its gorgeous ability to deal 70% VATS damage at the cost of 5 fewer Action Points. You'll need a melee skill of fifty if you want to get your filthy hands on this little beauty, though, and taste its increased limb damage.
What a cleaver.
Cleave + Rupture [Diablo 3]
Oh baby. The Barbarian is already capable of cleaving through hordes of foes with their deadly Cleave attack, but why not share the sexy fun? The Rupture skill rune gets enemies so hot under the collar that they just can't help gushing everywhere.
Their organs, that is. With a sensual 85% damage and chance for explosions to proc, that's some serious cleavage right there. Mmm.
Butcher Cleaver [Gears Of War 3]
Oh gosh, that's the biggest cleavage I've ever seen. I do believe I'm getting the vapours.
Cleave [World Of Warcraft]
Carl "The Lurve DPS" Phillips: There's some outstanding and, quite frankly, attractive cleavage in this article, but what good is it to have such a thing in your hands if you don't know how to handle it properly? You don't want to look foolish when the moment comes for you to shine, and that's why, regardless of your cleavage of choice, it's super important to know how to Cleave. After all, there's nothing better than leaving your current target of your cleavage IN TWAIN.
In online Behemoth World of Warcraft, it's one of the basic abilities any good Warrior learns, grabbing the attention of anything in front of them and leaving a lasting impression on their bodies. Any Orc worth their salt knows the importance of a good bit of Cleavage, and it's exactly why such famous figures such as the Hellscreams have dominated the battlefields of Azeroth.
So, the moral here is - having good cleavage is nothing if you don't know how to handle it.
Ken [Fist Of The North Star: Ken's Rage]