We're back with another episode of The Noob following Monday maintenance earlier in the week, and Episode 7 marks the beginning of our first serious clash with the Dominion. Before we start sticking it to evil Chua, however, we take Shepherd Borg on a little jaunt to complete a few Explorer Path missions, discover a completely useless but faintly erotic island, and slap down a few sensors in the name of cartography.
Explorer, warrior, pioneer... I think it's safe to say that Shepherd Borg is in fact Sir Francis Drake. But purple, dreadlocked, and infected with a horrible disease.
Fun fact: I pop my clogs in this one for the first time having not added health or food to the quick items bar and having been lulled into a false sense of security by the game's lack of challenge thus far. It's fairly embarrassing.