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WINNER: Dragon's Dogma Comp

MattGardner |  May. 7, 2013 at 16:41

We asked you to tickle us pink with humorous suggestions on how to off a flying scaly lizard, and you responded with some utter corkers. But in the end we could only pick one winner, and so the copy of Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen goes to... HeyListen!

We felt it warranted reproducing here:

If it was an evil dragon, I would:

Give him a game and tell him it's free,
Then make him pay for DLC,
Fart in his seat when he wasn't lookin,
Ring his mobile when he was fookin,
Let him use needles that were unclean,
Make him play Colonial Marines,
Get him high on superglue,
Take him to get a Jimmy Saville Tatoo,
Do chicken burps in his general direction,
Make him think of old men when he had an erection,
Finally I would scare him when he was pissing,
Go to police station and declare him missing,
Everyone would think that I was legit,
Coz I'd swear that fairy from Zelda did it

Standby for email instructions! Thanks to all who entered, keep your eyes peeled for further giveaways.

Add a comment4 comments
Late  May. 7, 2013 at 17:24

Awesome - well done HeyListen. Well deserved!

Breadster  May. 7, 2013 at 19:31

It was definitely the best one, congrats HeyListen.

HeyListen  May. 7, 2013 at 21:09


Thank you ve.....(looks at newspaper)......Jimmy Tarbuck?!?!

cheekyangus  May. 21, 2013 at 10:11

Well done HeyListen. 8)

I thought DealSpwn normally announced the winners in an edit of the original post?...Only now seen result.


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