I saw this hilarious email yesterday, on emailsfromcrazypeople. I thought I would share with you guys, for a little laugh on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Warning - contains colourful language!
- To: John Madden
- CC: Electronic Arts Sports
- From: Ethan Albright
- Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-f*cking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
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While it's likely to be a fake, it's still a good laugh. This could be the original, on thephatphree.