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Being The Worst Rated Player On Madden ‘07

Author:
Emma Kelly
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News
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Funny stuff, News

I saw this hilarious email yesterday, on emailsfromcrazypeople. I thought I would share with you guys, for a little laugh on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Warning - contains colourful language!

Being The Worst Rated Player On Madden ‘07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins.

  • To: John Madden
  • CC: Electronic Arts Sports
  • From: Ethan Albright
  • Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-f*cking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

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While it's likely to be a fake, it's still a good laugh. This could be the original, on thephatphree.

Add a comment 1 comment
Mike Hock (Of Bitter Wallet fame)  Aug. 26, 2009 at 10:28

You know what, Ethan? Three can play this game. I rate your email a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Mike Hock Darts 2000-onwards. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals (?) or something. Boom.

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