The next console generation begins today, friends. My Xbox One has just arrived, meaning that it's time for me to spend an entire day bunking off work to play with it...
...wait, what? Make an unboxing video? Really? With this face?
Fine, Matt. Fine. FINE.
So here's the contents of an Xbox One: Day One Edition FIFA 14 package, liberally scattered over a sofa by a fat guy wearing devastatingly handsome patent leather gloves. Apologies for the light level, though, since it played havoc with the detail. I'm not unboxing it again.