It's about damn time. Microsoft have finally gotten their rears in gear and unleashed Xbox One: Invitation in an attempt to tell people beyond those of us who spent our lives reading up on the latest gaming news on the web that there's a new console coming in a couple of weeks.
It's a shiny, name-dropping beast of thing, with appearances from a Titan, Zachary Quinto, Steven Gerrard, and a zombie. And do you know what? I actually think it's pretty good. Microsoft are unashamed of the fact that they want that dudebro demographic.
Big robots, fast cars, sci-fi awesomness, and footy. Yup, that'll do it.
Also, well done Microsoft. Have a slow clap. "All in one, Xbox One," is a much better phrase than "Input One," which was utter balls. This trailer isn't really for me, though. It's for you. And what do you think? Better than Sony's?